This is another one of those problems that really should have been solved a long time ago by databases and intelligent programming. Has anyone else ever received a catalog addressed similarly to this one that I received last week?
Kevin Hock
OxONet Inc
Or Current Occupant
PO Box 331
Even if I had the largest PO Box size available, I still don't think anyone could be an "occupant." How hard would it be to do a search and replace, looking for all permutations of "PO Box" (e.g. "Post Office Box" or "P.O. Box" or "POBox" or ...) and replace the next line with another phrase such as "Or Current Holder."
In the meantime, there's a huge party every Friday night; my friends and I all hang out in my PO Box and have a blast. You can decide whether a) I have no friends or b) I'm dripping with sarcasm. :)
PS Don't forget to read my previous post!