September 22, 2005

Yes please, I'd like the Google Virus!

Posted at September 22, 2005 04:05 PM in Technology .

There are times when the general public becomes so enamored with a company, product, service, etc. that it's dangerous. I think that in some regards, this has happened with Google. Note Well: I have nothing against Google. What I'm questioning is people's judgement.

When GoogleTalk was released a few weeks ago, it didn't really do anything new, except it had the "Google" name on it. It had some cute interface ideas, but overall really doesn't have much to it. Yet the public lined up like Lemmings to jump on the Google bandwagon. Why?

I think Google is the only company that could successfully pull off any number of products, including:

  • Google Virus: Wipes out random files on your hard drive. People would probably view this as a fun challenge and would clamor for a Google Cache tool so they could retrieve their lost files from their desktop cache.
  • Google Browser: A new browser that has built-in Adsense for targeted advertising based on your browsing. People undoubtedly would consider this an enhancement, despite ads in other programs typically being considered evil.
  • Google Media Player: A new media player with a proprietary Google format allowing automatic searching of songs for lyrics, chord progressions, key changes and more. Your musical choices are aggregated and sent to Google, which creates maps of what music is popular everywhere in the world. The RIAA would love it because they could search for songs that aren't yet released.

I obviously jest. Nonetheless, I still am baffled by the starry-eyed wonder people seem to have for Google. Yes, their search engine rocks. Their email, privacy issues aside, is feature-rich and innovative. But I never endorse cart blanche consumption of anything based on a company, product or service name.

When BitWise was first release three and a half years ago, one of the first questions was, "When are you adding emoticons?" This question is still probably the most-asked question about BitWise. Another popular question is, "When are you adding fonts and colors and bold and stuff?" Some people even seem to hold this against BitWise to the point where they don't want to use it because of it. I don't think these exact same limitations are hurting GoogleTalk, though. The question I want to ask is: Why? If GoogleTalk doesn't need emoticons, then BitWise doesn't either, darn it!

Honestly--my hats off to Google. They do some really neat stuff. But please, when the Google Virus comes along, I hope everyone has woken up enough to realize that just because it says Google doesn't automatically make it the best thing since sliced bread. Remember that Google was once a little guy, and it was then that they turned the search world upside down. There's lots of other little guys that can bring another "next big thing" if only we'll let them.

Comments

Spot on. I couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by EvaUnit02 at September 22, 2005 06:35 PM

Google is the new Apple.

Posted by Binky The Circus Dog at September 22, 2005 07:25 PM
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