the finger-keyboard synapse

Friday Special: Professional Entertainment

Checking the PO Box is usually a fairly boring experience. Insert key, open door, pull out mail, close door, remove key, flip through envelopes. "Bill, payment, payment, bill, magazine offer, payment, payment, bill, hmm, not sure what this is." What this is turned out to be the highlight of my day it was so amusing. Inside the plain envelope was this sheet of paper:

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With that ad, this company has fully earned my trust. Just look at the professional layout and appearance! Best of all, they clearly used a new ink cartridge, which is critical when sending out literature.

(Yes, it really looks like that (except for the Phone Number Removed). No, I'm not making this up. I wish I were.)

So advertising in the local newspaper will gain you the most "dollars". It's nice that they told you that.

Can I have the phone number? It looks like they might be hunting for someone to design their flyers.

Does that say that their own method will get you $0?

I would like to be a fly on the wall when the boss finds out.